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Opinions, Editorials, and Essays

"The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality." -H. L. Mencken

This page is a collection of essays and writings by Babylon Mystery Orchestra's Sidney Allen Johnson. Click on a title and it will take you to that article on the BMO Myspace or "Prophet Of Wrath" page. Feel free to comment on the articles or email Sidney using the contact page on this website.

Benai Elohim


All In

Duplicitous Maneuvers

Constantinople Falls...Again


A Reflection Of God?

The Despicable Case Of Shirley Sherrod

She Wanted It

Mourn Not For General McChrystal

Nurturing A Crisis

Equality...The Way To Death?

I Just Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Giggles and Spite

From Jurassic Park to Noah's Ark

An Army Of One: Saul Alinski

One Man, One Vote; Unless...

Intolerable Acts

Liars, Thieves and Scientists

When Tolerance Kills

A Time To Kill?

Perception Is Reality

This Means War

Matters Of Life And Death

This Is The Moment Our Movement Was Built For

We Are The Ones We've Been Waiting For

Another Dead Cat On The Line

Dead Cat On The Line

The Politics Of Science

Der Angriff

Homosexuals and Huguenots

When Parasites Strike...Again

When Parasites Strike

September 11, 2008: American Putsch?

For The Love Of Hate: The Prosecution Of Geert Wilders

The Land Of Misfit Loins

The Betrayal Of Mystery Babylon

The Disenfranchisement Of The American Revolution

The Ku Klux Klan's Master Stroke

Appetite For Deception

The Audacity Of "Obamanomics"

The Doomsday Machine

The Death Of Free Speech

I Am The Walrus

No Representation Without Taxation

"Axis Of Evil" Essay II: Come Drink The Wrath

"Axis Of Evil" Essay I: ISLAM

There's A law For You 'uns And A Law For We 'uns...And They Ain't The Same Law

The Worthless, The Less Than Worthless, and the Currency of the Beast pt.II

U.S. Military...ATTACKED! From Within

Suffer Not The Children?

All The News That's Printed To Fit

To Torture Or Not To Torture

The Exploitation Of Genocide

Socialist "Metal Health"

Crusader  The Truth About Islam pt. 3

The Science Of Denying God

"There Is No God But Allah"

Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss

Women....Where Is Your Outrage?

Heavy Metal's Golden Goose....COOKED! By The Ku Klux Klan

The Rock and Roll Hall of Sham

The Worthless, The Less Than Worthless, and the Currency Of The Beast

Idealism and the Iraq Conundrum

The MASTODON Conspiracy

Save The Metal Zone at WVUA-FM

Eye Of The Needle, An Essay

An Essay On "The Great Apostasy: A Conspiracy Of Satanic Christianity"

Heavy Metal: Underground or Fraternity

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